thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

teethvsteeth:

I had an idea for a song called “2005” which was basically just bowling for soup’s 1985 but its about this XVX girl in 2014 who used to be a scene girl in 2005 and how she misses just going to shows and getting drunk and shitty with other scene girls but now she just lectures people on tumblr all day.

bodyliciousvirgin:

If you can’t handle me at my Laganja Estranja, then you don’t deserve me at my Bianca Del Rio.

"Life’s a bitch, now so am I."

(Source: wouldyouliketoseemymask)

mommy:

Eat anything you want and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.